Puzzles the Will by Owen Townend
I adored Chrissy Banks but not as much as pattern-forming puzzles. Many an evening during my first year at uni, I kept my mind active with a cheeky game of Glow Down. It was essentially a social media clone of Bejeweled or Candy Crush, but I was addicted.
In fact the only thing that drew me
out of my tiny blue room was the breathy laughter of Chrissy who lived across
the hall. When I opened the door, she was always playing with her peacock
feather earrings or tucking her skinny jeans into thigh-length boots.
She would smile and say, “Hiya,
Will. Heading out?”
“Not tonight,” I replied most
nights.
And yet she never looked
disappointed to hear this like the others. She merely winked at me and headed
out herself.
Of course, Chrissy had nights in
too, and could often be found in the common room amid the usual moaning about
overdrafts and the lack of booze. I showed my face if I was heading to the
kitchen, mostly to check that Chrissy was among them.
Otherwise I’d stick to my room,
going over lecture notes till one in the morning. If I wasn’t too tired after
that, I could just play another round or two of Glow Down.
One night in November I did just
that but it stopped me from sleeping altogether. Normally I was at the top of
the local scoreboard, a few other housemates dabbling in Glow Down every now
and then. Stu was a regular who never scored more than two hundred points per
week. That day he was up to one thousand.
I set about my game, making sure I
got one thousand and five hundred points at least. Out came the cartoon sun
with both flaming thumbs up, confirming my high score. I put my phone down and
breathed a sigh of relief. All was right with the world.
Except how did Stu manage to achieve
such a high score? He was drunk most of the time. Of course, there were flukes
in pattern-forming puzzles but rarely miracles.
I picked up my phone again and
checked Glow Down. My high score had been beaten. In the last minute, Stu had
managed to gain two thousand and five hundred points. Not only this, he wasn’t
at the top of the scoreboard.
Rachel the physical therapy student
had four thousand points. Steve the seldom-seen student union rep had four
thousand, eight hundred and fifty points. However, above them all with nine
thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine points was Chrissy.
I leapt out of bed. If they were all
playing Glow Down, it seemed highly unlikely they were out. I marched out to
the common room.
There they all were, crammed
together on the taped-up brown sofa with their phones on the table. The screens
flickered familiar colours in speedy sequences. No-one had their fingers
anywhere near and yet they all seemed to be playing, according to my phone.
All eyes turned towards me,
including the eyes of an unshaven stranger who was snuggled up to Chrissy. She
waved.
“Hiya, Will,” she said. “Heading
out?”
I just held up my phone, showing
that I had been playing Glow Down just like them.
“Yeah,” the stranger said. “I’m just
showing the guys how easy it is to break this pointless game.”
Chrissy leant forward. “Will, this
is my boyfriend Mark. He’s doing computer science.”
Mark waved at me half-heartedly. I
had even less energy to return the favour. Once again I just left them to it,
and lay down in the dark.
I haven’t seen Chrissy Banks in
years. These days I only solve puzzles in newspapers.
Let this be a lesson to all those who play pointless computer games! Loved this story, Owen, thanks for posting it. xx Vivien
ReplyDeleteThank you, Vivien! The purposefully addictive ones are terrible!
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