Monday 31 October 2022

Guardian of the Graveyard by Judy Mitchell


‘He’ll not go down there. They’ve got a plot at St Mary’s. Had it for ages. His mam and dad were from there and have been keeping a space warm for him these last ten years.’

The three men fell silent, finished their drinks and then shouted the landlord for a last round.

‘That one was your last. Time to go home.’

On the following night they had news. The crackling, wet cough that had slid Jack Priestley into semi-consciousness on the previous day, had taken their neighbour to his Maker that morning. When they went to pay their respects, gone was the tell-tale bloom of pink on his cadaverous cheeks: gone the eerie, ruckling sound bubbling up from his exhausted chest. His eyes that had bulged and stared, had finally closed. A peculiar, suffering look he had for almost a year, had left his features in peace.  He was silent.

As they had thought, he was to be laid to rest at St Mary’s with his father and mother, both gone long before him but patiently saving his place.

It had all started as a drunken conversation between the three old miners slumped across the bar. Those who overheard their beer-fuelled deliberations urged them to change their tune, to talk about something more joyful than speculating who would be the first burial at the new parish church and become, according to legend, the Guardian of the Graveyard. But more than eight months after its consecration, the new burial place remained empty with grey, bare earth lapping the new church’s stone walls. It had been months since the builders’ carts had taken away the last of the stone, the sand and the lime and the tools used to bring the sacred place to life. A sexton had been appointed, a man from the village, slow and quiet. Each day, he turned over in his calloused hands, his recently acquired spade and fork and then restacked the wooden coffin boards against the wall by the vestry, ready for the day when there would be a call for his services. But there was no call.

The three continued to ponder who would be the first and become the spirit who would protect the place and the departed from evil forces. For weeks, towards closing time, the talk would start again, always raised by the same three as they looked into their empty glasses. Then with their speech blurred, their eyes smeared with coaldust and rivulets of sweat that had coursed down their faces during the working day, they each took on a look of melancholic curiosity as they leaned on the bar.

When Benjamin and Sarah Chapel’s second born, a girl, arrived well before her time, they shook their heads in despair, never expecting her to see out her second day. Surely the Guardian was not to be a child?  Such a tiny, dark bundle with both fists clenched, her thumbs pointed upwards. By the third day her hungry cries were hiccoughing across the back-to-backs and down the black alleys, defying the naysayers. Years later, many of her family would remember that determination and defiance which she carried into her adult years and which served her well when she beat off an attack in Nair Woods by a drunken miner lodging with her family, intent on wicked pleasure.

And so, the nightly, macabre deliberations of these old men continued. They commented on the unusually hale and healthy state of the oldest men and women in the village and wondered if they each held some secret talisman that kept them away from death’s dark embrace.  

On the Sabbath and in their Sunday best, the three made their way to the church with their families down freshly tamped paths bordered by a soft, lime sheen of new grass shoots. Later, when the north wind blew harder up the hill, tall, dark green tussocks peppered the new grass, bent by the tumbling weather. Stubby, bare trees stood like angry circus dwarves around the perimeter of the graveyard, stunted horse chestnuts and beech trees planted to provide shelter from the wind, but not for many years.

At the Black Bull, the conversation again turned to the emptiness of the graveyard.

‘Our Billy says they should have buried a black dog under the cornerstone of the place so that its ghost would be Guardian. A Church Grim he said it was called.’

‘What happens if it turned on folk? It might never let us in.’

‘Well, I’m not over-keen on going in to stay. Don’t know about you?’

‘We’ve all got to go some time.’

‘Aye, but I don’t want to have to creep in to avoid getting bit.’

‘Take your missus with you, she’ll scare ‘owt off.’

They finished their beer and looked at the landlord in hopeless expectation of another round.

‘No.’ he stated, anticipating their question.

His single word was final and he was not prepared to argue. He watched them stagger out on to the road and heard the sharp ring of their clogs as they stumbled on the frost-rimed earth. He reached for the handle to lock the door and looked up at the full moon in the ruby sky and the sharp pinnacles and pediments of the new parish church silhouetted down the lane.

 

The explosion on the following afternoon shook the doors of every building for miles. A row of tiles on the school roof slid rhythmically down to the ground. Glasses in the Black Bull rocked and rattled on the shelves. The vicar, dressed in a long, dark cloak, came out of the vicarage, crossed the graveyard and made his way quickly towards the mine, a mile away. A stream of men and women hurtled from their doors and joined him in the rush to the pithead.

Two days later, all the bodies had been brought to the surface. Some so badly burned in the explosion and fire that had ripped through the workings, that their families could not be sure it was them. The Inn remained closed until the last of the dead was brought out and plans were made to hold the inquest.

The burials followed the day of the verdict. On that night, three pints were pulled and placed silently on the bar, the gaze of those in the inn, carefully avoiding the sight of the deep amber liquid untouched in the glasses.  

Monday 24 October 2022

Take a Deep Breath by Susie Field


I take a deep breath

The air is fresh, clean and pure

Free from pollution.

 

I’ve waited so long

To leave the city behind

The noise and chaos.

 

Alone with my thoughts

Cushioned by nature’s beauty

I now feel at peace.

Monday 17 October 2022

Fang Meets Scale by Owen Townend

 


At this stage ouroboros is practically a diamond-backed living tyre. The eternal snake is tireless in its rotation, rolling down the black road of existence.

            Surely somewhere down the dusty trail, Ouroboros would have spotted a more delectable snack than its scaly tail. Imagine if it had changed course and shape for a mouse. Of course this would have to be metaphorical too, an analogous mouse that pokes its head in on all that has ever been and ever will be, in search of some crumbs. Karma crumbs, probably.

            Ouroboros would spot the little chancer, extend its fangs and lash out with some existential venom. That poor mouse might be in the throws of perpetual agony, at least until the eternal snake decides to swallow the hapless interloper. Who knows what the digestion would be like, never-ending and bilious with angst?

             And what then? Would Ouroboros be able to revert to its primary instinct of rounding off infinity? Surely it would be past all that, lost to a more primal urge to devour and survive. Even immortal concepts have that drive to fill their belly.

            No. I’m not convinced Ouroboros would return to chasing its tail. What would be the meaning of it? Ouroboros would just be a snake, albeit one of the most famous. Then again, such drastic action would prove an embarrassment to the philosophers. An unanticipated failure in a tried and tested thought experiment. In that case, nothing lasts forever. There is no pattern.

            Mind you, I have no proof that Ouroboros has done any such thing. The snake has set its mind to the task of circles and that’s no meagre undertaking. Life has to keep going.

            Only once fang meets scale can we truly talk about something new.

Monday 10 October 2022

A Tale of Two Seats by Dave Rigby

 

The station clock says ten to three.

Harold stands on his plinth,

Looking energetic.

Two lads kick a football across the square.

Accurate passes, a touch of ball juggling,

The sort of skill this solid full back never had.

The wind blows the spray from the fountains

Towards my bench, a light rain

In the sunshine.

Two ice cream cones melting faster than

Their owners can consume them,

Dripping.

Another five minutes and it’s

Time for the train.

Mask on,

Ticket through the barrier machine.

In my mind I’m dribbling that football through the subway to the platform.

 

A day later, along the canal, waterproofs dripping, the bench is welcome.

The downpour has stopped, the sun peeks through the grey.

A delve into the rucksack for flask and sausage roll,

Gazing out across the water, to abandoned buildings beyond.

Pipes, no longer carrying liquid or gas, trail ahead.

A duck swooshes down onto the canal, a perfect landing,

Making a racket as it cruises towards the sole barge in sight.

It ignores me, (I’ve not even crumbs left), but keeps up the noise until

The bargee emerges from the cabin, bag in hand,

And scatters the feed in the direction of his visitor.

Same time tomorrow I hear him say.

The duck concentrates on the food,

Understandably.

More movement on the water as a barge chugs by,

On the roof, solar panels are shiny in the brightening sun,

Tomato plants looking healthy,

The bike less so.

Coiled ropes, firewood in boxes, an inquisitive Jack Russell

Sniffing the canal breeze.

Two runners on the towpath, total concentration,

Devices strapped to their arms,

They don’t hear my greeting.

I relax in the warmth of midday,

With no particular place to go.

Monday 3 October 2022

The Island of Lost Things by Vivien Teasdale



‘What the hell are those umbrellas doing there?’ I spoke out loud, despite being alone. Sitting up, I banged into the nearest one. It lurched away, fell over and knocked into the brolly behind. That keeled over too and so on, ad infinitum, dropping one by one until they lay like a necklace, round the bay. A black necklace. Why are they always black? No-one ever leaves a bright colourful umbrella anywhere.

I got up, carefully this time. I thought back to the party, eventually recalling a woman offering me an unbelievable deal on this sunny island. Then everything went black and I woke up … somewhere in the Pacific, I think.

Staring round, I noted the beach, strewn with jackets, handbags, out-of-date sandwiches and a cockatoo staring forlornly at me from its rather cramped cage. The rocky shoreline made the place picturesque, with the tide splashing in a flurry of white horses against it. The tide coming in?

‘Move, you idiot,’ I thought and ran, grabbing the parrot on the way. Waves were hot on my heels, or rather, cold on my heels as I scurried up over the boulders to relative safety.

Trust me to get a bad deal. Stranded on the Island of Lost Things and it turns out to be cold and wet, not the tropical idyll I was expecting.

From the top of the rocks I could see … nothing. Up here, I was away from the menace of the tide, but now had to contend with mist and the drip, drip from the trees. I blundered on, straight into an overcoat. Handy, but already sodden.

Next was a fur coat. I had no doubt that had been left, not lost, given the state it was in. I also found a nice little lacy thing that was neither use nor ornament. So much for the millions I was going to earn by taking over this island. That’s what I’d been promised, I remembered. Well, maybe not millions, but a good return. Based on what I could sell. At this rate, it will be a wage of omission, instead of commission.

Then I fell, heavily, and tripped over a kid’s go-kart. Still clutching the cage, I now clutched the kart, too, as it slithered straight down the hill. Faster and faster, skidding round the corners. I had found the road, and every pothole, every speed bump. It was a cobbled road, which made it worse.

Go-karts, abandoned go-karts anyway, are not made for that sort of thing. The rear wheel bent and the kart wriggled sideways round the next bend. Then the wheel came off completely. It didn’t slow me down, just created sparks that arced over my shoulder. Over both shoulders when another wheel came off.

Somehow I dragged the front wheels round and zig-zagged into the bushes at the side. I noticed, as I sailed over them, that they were a pretty shade of pink. Then I hit the ground, not running but bleeding. The cage door flew open and the cockatoo flew off, perching on the nearest bush with an expression of startled sadness. Or perhaps it was just giving its opinion of my intelligence.

I noticed, as I licked off the pink juice running down my face and arms, that the bushes had thorns. Mixed with blood, it tasted ok. Rather nice in fact.

I licked off some more, before grabbing a fruit and eating it. That tasted even better, but the world was beginning to spin a bit. Concussion, I thought and ate some more. With nothing to prevent me, I went with the flow and spiralled down a rabbit hole for the rest of the morning.

That was how it started. They all come here now. It’s the only place in the world that the pink gin plant grows and I have a monopoly.

Oh, I do a nice little side line in selling lost property, too. Especially, black umbrellas.