Festive Pantoumine By Nigella Berry-Blumenthal (aka Clair Wright)

To make the perfect Christmas

Start September! Be prepared!

Write a list, or two, or three,

Hang tasteful baubles on your tasteful tree.

Start September! Be prepared!

Check out this years’ must have gifts

Hang tasteful baubles on your tasteful tree

Stuff home-made stuffing in your giant turkey.

Can’t afford those must have gifts?

Will your loved ones know you care?

Drag slimy giblets from your grotesque turkey

Dread the rowdy family festive feast.

Give time to loved ones, show you care,

And stuff the list or two or three

Relish the rowdy family festive feast

To make the perfect Christmas.