Festive Pantoumine By Nigella Berry-Blumenthal (aka Clair Wright)
To make the perfect Christmas Start September! Be prepared! Write a list, or two, or three, Hang tasteful baubles on your tasteful tree. Start September! Be prepared! Check out this years’ must have gifts Hang tasteful baubles on your tasteful tree Stuff home-made stuffing in your giant turkey. Can’t afford those must have gifts? Will your loved ones know you care? Drag slimy giblets from your grotesque turkey Dread the rowdy family festive feast. Give time to loved ones, show you care, And stuff the list or two or three Relish the rowdy family festive feast To make the perfect Christmas.