Festive Lyrics Revisited 3 - Jingle Bell, What the Hell by Vivien Teasdale

 

Inspired by The One Horse Open Sleigh by James Lord Pierpont

Jingle bell, what the hell

I don’t know all these songs

Oh it’s no fun, I know you’d say

I’ve got the words all wrong

 

So f...flop off through the snow

I’ll cheer you off, hooray

O’er the park you go

Hope you lose your way

 

Now bells on cop-cars ring

Makes my spirits bright

Oh what fun to see them sling

You in the cells tonight

 

You’ll get no Christmas din

You’ll sober up quite quick

No spirits, beer or gin

Just Christmas feeling sick!

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