Festive Lyrics Revisited 3 - Jingle Bell, What the Hell by Vivien Teasdale
Inspired by The One Horse Open Sleigh by James Lord Pierpont Jingle bell, what the hell I don’t know all these songs Oh it’s no fun, I know you’d say I’ve got the words all wrong So f...flop off through the snow I’ll cheer you off, hooray O’er the park you go Hope you lose your way Now bells on cop-cars ring Makes my spirits bright Oh what fun to see them sling You in the cells tonight You’ll get no Christmas din You’ll sober up quite quick No spirits, beer or gin Just Christmas feeling sick!