Wedding People by Chris Lloyd

Quite a do

we are at
string quartet
groom in top hat
pretty people
nice ‘n’ neat
wedding people
flash not sweet

Stunning bride
smiles sweetly
looks around
leaves discreetly
calls a friend
coz she’s a cheat
wedding people
flash not sweet

Top table
champagne flows
boring speeches
everyone knows
she’s up the duff
by a guy in Crete
wedding people
flash not sweet

Food arrives
on silver trays
decanted wine
that will amaze
she don’t care
she took his meat
wedding people
flash not sweet

The DJ starts
plays some hits
guys dancing
looking like tits
bridesmaid off hers
sweat in the heat
wedding people
flash not sweet

New husband
looks for his bride
she ain’t there
she’s gone to hide
with that guy
the one from Crete
wedding people
flash not sweet

Him from Crete
steps into the room
all chat stops to
look at the groom
but he don’t know
the guy from Crete
wedding people
flash not sweet

She’s mine says
the guy from Crete
what the f*** is this says
the groom on his feet
she’s got my kid says
the guy from Crete
wedding people
flash not sweet 

They squared up
groom and Crete
bride on scene
white as a sheet
it’s true it’s true
sorry Pete
wedding people
flash not sweet

I love you though
is what Pete said
let’s go home
and go to bed
f*** that she said
I want Crete
wedding people
flash not sweet

Christopher Lloyd