Driving Lesson by Andrew Shephard
Oncoming cars in the middle of the road - my father dear, insurance man, to me advice bestowed: keep looking out for traffic, don’t stare at girls in woad. Damn! Oncoming bus in the middle of the road. Oncoming bus in the middle of the road - keep your brakes well serviced, make sure your speed has slowed. Concentrate that one-track mind, read the Highway Code. Cripes! Oncoming truck in the middle of the road. Oncoming truck in the middle of the road - watch how you handle that articulated load. Make sure those mounds of much are well and truly stowed. Blast! Oncoming girl in the middle of the road. Oncoming girl in the middle of the road - Elegant and fashionable, and in a bluish mode. I offer her a careful ride towards her chic abode, and now there’s children playing in the middle of the road. Oncoming child in the middle of the road - always fear an accident from any episode. Drive as if you’re going to meet a drink-fuelled Mr Toad ...